And so we continue with some more deligtful morsels from Terry Pratchett alias the “Master” : 

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.

It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren’t doing.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out til too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along.

People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, “Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”

Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget. Unsuccessfully.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

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