The World According to Clarkson
“I, for instance, have a very nice little picture in my sitting room. It’s of some cows on a misty morning by a river. I know this because it was painted by someone whose deftness with a brush meant he could represent cows and mist and a river.Unfortunately, it gives of a sense that I’m not moving with the times. So really I should take it down and nail one of my dogs to the wall instead. Or maybe I should frame the Sunday joint and put that up.â€
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“You may argue that the pain of being a queen is eased by her vast fortune. This may be true. But what can the poor dear spend it on? A speedboat? A Lamborghini? She’s not Victoria Becham, you know.”








